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October 17, 2007 9:22 AM PDT

Stephen Colbert announces presidential bid, but is it the truth or truthiness?

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The dashingly handsome Stephen Colbert, self-proclaimed 'favorite son' of South Carolina

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The thought of a comedian running for president might have been the plot of a tepid Robin Williams movie until recently, but now there are signs that faux pundit Stephen Colbert may actually want to dip his patriotic toes in the (shark-infested) campaign pool.

Colbert formally announced on Tuesday's episode of his spoof talk show, The Colbert Report, that he intends to run for president. More specifically, he aims to get his name on the ballot for both the Democratic and Republican primaries in his home state of South Carolina as a "favorite son."

"And not my mother's favorite son," Colbert explained. "She is much too fair-minded to ever show a preference between the eight of us. Right, Mom?"

It's no surprise that Colbert, with his over-the-top blowhard-egotist act, would make jokes about wanting to end up in the Oval Office. He's been talking about it for weeks on shows like Larry King Live and even in a New York Times op-ed column. But here's the shocker: After Tuesday night's show, people are starting to get the idea that he might not be kidding.

Earlier that evening on The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, on which Colbert used to play a (fake) reporter, he formally announced that he would, well, be making a formal announcement. "I, Stephen Colbert, am officially announcing that I will officially consider whether or not I will announce that I am running for president of the United States."

But on Tuesday's Colbert Report, which occupies the time slot after The Daily Show on the Viacom-owned Comedy Central, Colbert made it less fuzzy. "I have heard the call," he declared. "Nation, I shall seek the office of the president of the United States!" He then erupted into a sort of reverie as red, white, and blue balloons cascaded from the ceiling.

Neither Comedy Central nor Colbert's personal publicist have issued statements on whether the comedian will actually attempt to get on the ballot, which has left many--including South Carolina's major political parties--on the edge as to whether the announcement should be taken seriously.

"If Stephen fulfills the requirements met in our delegates' election plan and he actively campaigns in South Carolina, we welcome him to compete," said Joe Werner, executive director of the South Carolina Democratic Party, in an interview with CNET News.com. Werner added that representatives from The Colbert Report had placed calls to the state party's headquarters several weeks ago but that the party thought it was all a joke at the time.

Fulfilling the requirements, however, will be the tough part. Party regulations, Werner said, prevent Colbert from attempting to run on both the Democratic and Republican tickets. "It's in our rules somewhere that you can't be on two ballots," he explained. "He'd have to pick one party."

Representatives from the South Carolina Republican Party were not readily available for comment.

At 43, Stephen Tyrone Colbert would be the youngest contender in the major parties' candidate roster. (Barack Obama is 46.) Colbert would additionally be the first presidential candidate to be banned from Wikipedia (which, ironically, has named his buzzword "truthiness" as its article of the day for October 17), have a mass-market ice cream flavor named after him, and have an extensive repertoire of YouTube videos in which he prances around with a Star Wars lightsaber. Currently, he's riding high on the bestseller lists with his book I Am America, And So Can You!

It could still be a huge joke on all of us. The late comedian Pat Paulsen, after all, was using "I'm running for president" as a stand-up routine in the mid-20th century, over the course of multiple election cycles.

But considering Colbert's prominence as a geek hero, there's no question that fast-spreading buzz on the Web would only add to the anticipation over whether he'll run. Rumors floated in 2005, stemming from the appearance of an "official" Web site that turned out to be a hoax, that oddball actor Christopher Walken would be running for president. (In the words of one CNET News.com commenter, "Too bad. America's got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!")

Colbert, like Walken, would likely be an instant Internet favorite.

Caroline McCarthy, a CNET News staff writer, is a downtown Manhattanite happily addicted to social-media tools and restaurant blogs. Her pre-CNET resume includes interning at an IT security firm and brewing cappuccinos. E-mail Caroline.
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Well, s**t. If Fred Thompson can do it...
by bob x October 17, 2007 9:44 AM PDT
I can't see how Colbert is less qualified!
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It's not quite that simple
by ghostofitpast October 17, 2007 11:15 AM PDT
So I have tried to tease out the complexity on my own blog at

http://therehearsalstudio.blogspot.com/2007/10/who-is-stephen-colbert.html
Not possible
by heartattackman October 17, 2007 9:56 AM PDT
Uh, didn't anyone ever hear of the equal time rule? Unless Colbert is willing to walk away from his tv show for several months, he can't run for President. Something tells me he's not planning on quiting the Colbert Report.
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Equal Time
by cm999 October 17, 2007 10:14 AM PDT
Well ... there is an exception for news interviews shows. (I'm not
sure that it really applies in this case, but the exception is there.)
Equal Time
by pctec100 October 17, 2007 10:37 AM PDT
I'm sure Comedy Central would be glad to give equal time to other candidates and John Stewart or Stephen Colbert can interview them.
He'll never overcome the Ron Paul Bump
by nicmart October 17, 2007 10:16 AM PDT
Dr. Paul got the bump when he appeared on the show; now Colbert
will have to live with it.
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Got my vote :O
by Midnitte October 17, 2007 10:21 AM PDT
In a world where the real news is on the fake news shows, I'm sure Colbert would make a better president then most of the other people running.
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Robin Williams at least tried to teach us a lesson
by ghostofitpast October 17, 2007 10:42 AM PDT
Midnitte, perhaps you did not get a chance to see that "tepid Robin Williams movie." Perhaps you just decided to ignore its punch line, which was a rather eloquent speech that Williams' character gave about the difference between jesters and kings. Barry Levinson did some homework when he made this movie, even if the result was not a smash hit. How much homework will Colbert do?
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Pat Paulsen For President
by Stating October 17, 2007 10:35 AM PDT
Even from the grave, Pat Paulsen would be a better president than the dunces we have running now. Take your pick, smart crooks or dumb crooks. Great choice.
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Doug Stanhope tried this already..
by Solaris_User October 17, 2007 10:57 AM PDT
Apparently Doug Stanhope was trying to seek nomination for the Libertarian Party, however FEC would not allow him to tour on his comedy act and run for president at the same time. He was serious about it though.

Sure let Stephen Colbert run in character.. cant be any worse than the resit of the candidates. (excluding Paul)
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Colbert will bump his own bump
by papsc October 17, 2007 1:37 PM PDT
The Colbert bump will stump his on bump!
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To be totally honest...
by bob x October 18, 2007 4:43 AM PDT
...I'm not really sure to what degree I was being serious. It was a somewhat off the cuff remark, although I enjoyed your article. I can't help but feel Thompson is a phony. Hence the flippant comparison.
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To be totally honest....
by bob x October 18, 2007 4:44 AM PDT
...I'm not really sure to what degree I was being serious. It was a somewhat off the cuff remark, although I enjoyed your article. I can't help but feel Thompson is a phony. Hence the flippant comparison.
help for colbert
by colbert the alpaca October 24, 2007 4:38 AM PDT
To mimick the comic and now help the newest presidential candidate, we have officially registered a Colbert-look-alike alpaca as cva Stephen Colbert---which was sheared and had a 100% alpaca scarf and socks made from its fleece for Stephen Colbert's comfort (pre-candidate era) through the coming cold of New York's winter. We will support Mr Colbert's bid for the presidency in South CArolina and elsewhere...with Colbert the alpaca able to "run" everywhere for president of Paca Pacas USA. See: Colbert the alpaca
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I met look alike Stephen Colbert Alpaca
by Itsya October 29, 2007 7:17 AM PDT
And Stephen Colbert Alpaca would make a wonderful running mate for Stephen Colbert the man. He is quiet, doesn't eat much, gentle and has connections in the music world, like B. B. King his best friend who he travels with across the U.S. generating good will along with Chuck Domm, President of the PACE, People for Alpaccas, not only that Stephen the Alpaca is a good tax write off. :) lol
Truthiness Rules
by colbert the alpaca October 30, 2007 1:30 PM PDT
Ste[phen Colbert the alpaca does look much like the man and both have what appears to be winning agendas for Americans and for American born alpacas. Paca Pacas USA is organized under Paca People USA, to help showcase American born alpacas to help many hard working folks get tax write offs through at least 2010. Colbert the man and his production staff may take advantage of these alpaca related tax write offs as over 50% of the alpaca owners in the USA do.
Back to politics, 41% of undecided voters are available for Stephen Colbert's platform...for people. Colbert the alpaca is so far ahead of his competition, he merely needs to stay alive to win (and as we know, in some states, even being alive may not matter...he could win dead ahead of most candidates.)
Colbert the alpaca and "running mate" BB King are doing what they can---and can use good sponsors to do much more across the nation---to bring greater awareness to Stephen Colbert--the human presidential candidate. "Let's hear your voices," hums Colbert the alpaca, urging the human votes for his look-a-like human idol.
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